northernmusician Günlüğü, 07 Tem 15

A story.

I could hear them moving in the dark. They were more than one - more than five. All I wanted was peace but my enemies wouldn't have it. They wanted my blood. I sat and turned on the lantern and there they were exposed to my glare. The fools moved toward me as though I was no threat and tried their best to take my blood. I came unchained. As each approached they died in the light of my lantern, beaten down and crushed by the strength of my hand. I laughed as I saw the dead bodies lying around me in a mixture of my blood and their broken carcasses. I put my head back on my pillow. Stupid bugs!

~ Unsure of the weight jump. Controlled myself very well during the camping trip... mostly.
81,2 kg Bugüne kadar kayıp: 2,7 kg.    Geriye kalan: 1,8 kg.    Diyet Takibi: Oldukça İyi.

1644 kcal Yağ: 73,93g | Prot: 124,97g | Karb: 88,96g.   Kahvaltı: Maple Syrup, Cinnamon, Quaker Old Fashioned Oats, 2% Fat Milk, LeanFit Whey Protein Shake - Vanilla, Espresso Coffee, Unsalted Butter Stick. Öğle Yemeği: LeanFit Whey Protein Shake - Vanilla, Espresso Coffee, Unsalted Butter Stick, Egg. Akşam Yemeği: Corky's Bar-B-Q Pork Ribs, British Columbia spartan apple. devamı için...
Haftada 1,0 kg alıyor

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Hahahahahahahaha! Thanks, needed that! I'm glad you survived :) 
07 Tem 15 üye tarafından: Socolova
Lol! 
07 Tem 15 üye tarafından: UmmBilal
ROFl...what a great way to start my day thanks bunches. Congrats on the loss and keep up the great work! 
07 Tem 15 üye tarafından: spiritspell
Chuckles in the morning... love it. 
07 Tem 15 üye tarafından: dboza
Nice story. Feels good to kill those buggers before they fly off at least. Now, you could have let them suck about .6 lbs of blood first. :) 
07 Tem 15 üye tarafından: jmb3450
We have mosquitoes the size of a 747 in Minnesota! 
07 Tem 15 üye tarafından: HCB
I must be a delicacy because the lil buggers love me and never ever bite my husband. 
07 Tem 15 üye tarafından: Pterath
you are a great writer! I enjoyed reading  
07 Tem 15 üye tarafından: dialla3201
hahaha what a great read.  
07 Tem 15 üye tarafından: Daynia611
jmb that's not a bad idea. Would leaches work as well? HCB we have Airbus size in BC. 
07 Tem 15 üye tarafından: northernmusician
Funny story with a great opening! Had to cringe though through the second to last sentence - not nice lol. Would it be OK if I show this to my Grade Tens in September? Would be fun to have them write a creative narrative about their summer.;-) 
07 Tem 15 üye tarafından: Bible Bliss
I have no problem with you using it. I love words. If you can use it to the benefit of kids (I know. They'd hate me for calling them kids), go for it. You can have them find the run-on sentence as well if you like. 
07 Tem 15 üye tarafından: northernmusician
Nice writing, NM...truly enjoyed it....when you first started I wondered if we were going to hear a "blow by blow"account of ...a recent battle with. "starchy carbs." LOL...THANKS for sharing!!!! 
07 Tem 15 üye tarafından: SuccessThisTime58
Good one. I can't wait to go camping. Too much rain so far this summer. 
08 Tem 15 üye tarafından: rockytu

     
 

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